Woodstock Ross
4 min readDec 2, 2020

The Cap Chronicles Part 16 — Today Was Going to Be a “Down” Day

I had a dream last night that I went back to work at my old call center. We did not leave on the best of terms. A great last day story though:

I was late for 45 days straight. Not terribly late just late enough. I had taken to a 20 minute nap in the break room after lunch to let my meal settle. By this point I had already started secretly working in the corporate kitchen in the building where the call center was located. It was mine and the chef’s “dirty little secret.” I liked the kitchen staff better than the teams I was on. I even liked the person(s) I didn’t…

Woodstock Ross

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